Offline sommerville

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Steve Sommerville writes romantic prose much akin to greats such as H.P. Lovecraft and Jack Ketchum. His cleverly weaved tales of passion have inspired many young lovebirds to tie the knot and descend into the inferal pit of debt, bickering and sandwich making. He loves veal. If he sees you holding a sign dissing veal, then he's gonna smack you a lesson that'll break your fucking nose and make ya think twice about the sanctity of baby cows, you fucking whore! Die!

My Occupation

Scholar of The Blob

My Hobbies

Painting portraits of humans engaged in sexual intercourse with cheetahs, making lollipops out of bloody tampons, worshiping Hathor, and writing real life stories about renegade Belgian nuns who sit around all day drinking cheap whiskey and playing Mille Bourne.

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